Project Nylon

This is a case where we must start with the background story. We know a certain guy, as everyone does, who owns a mk3 Supra and finds nothing more enjoyable than talking about roll racing and how fast his car is. Now we all know somebody like this, so we needed a cure. Something that would destroy their car and be embarrassing while it does it. What is the most embarassing car to be beat by? In our opinion... a 2 Door Dodge Neon in Expresso!

But there is one problem; How do you make a Dodge Neon Faster than a 430hp Supra?

Enter the RB26DETT! Capable of over 1MW or 1300hp with extreme modification. Producing 320hp stock.

Now when you compare the weight of the obese supra vs the slim neon I think we will have a clear winner which will inflict full embarrassment both at the track and on the street.

Quote of the Day

This genius quote comes from Mr. Vicente

"we disperse together as one unit"

The lost generation?

A - Ever feel like you're watching the world flow down the shitter?

D - Every day, that's why you gotta be optimistic and hope that you die before it hits rock bottom.

Two Fists of Metal

One Knife to rule them all, One Knife to find them,

One Knife to bring them all and in the darkness bind them....

Only question is which knife is the one knife? Is there such a thing as one knife that can do it all?

Here at two fisted we think not. In fact we have many knives for many purposes. Here you can see the collection of knives being assembled for review.

The Knives from Left to Right:

1. Grohmann #2 Trout & Bird -AC- Designed for small detailed work and finishing. The #2 is a great general purpose knife but it better suited to small work and the younger outdoors man. Rosewood Handle, 3 7/8" High Carbon Stainless Blade, 8" Overall
2. Gerber Freeman Exchange-A-Blade w/ gut hook & saw -AC- Designed as a tool that can do it all for hunter in the woods. The push button mechanisms allows changing of blades and maintains a solid feel to the knife. Pear wood Handle, 3 5/8" High Carbon Stainless Blade, 8.07" Overall
3. Gerber Profile Drop Point -JB- Designed for comfort and durability. This knife offers the bare minimum but gives maximum performance with a solid rubber grip and titanium coated blade. Overall feels great in your hand and is a perfect usable size. 3 1/2" Titanium Coated Blade, 8.56" Overall
4. Hen & Rooster Bowie 10-1/4 -AC- A great survival knife, if a little on the big side for most uses. If your in a pinch this knife can be battonned to split wood, but this doesn't take away from it's ability to do fine tasks because of the nice drop point blade. Black rubber handle, 4 1/2" German Stainless Blade, 10 1/8" Overall
5. Buck 119 Special -DM- "It's called a Buck knife for a reason." This is Buck's #1 selling sheath knife for a reason. It's a solid well made knife that holds an edge well. Just holding this knife in your hand you can feel the quality. Phenolic Handle, 6" Clip Point Blade, 10 1/2" Overall

WWYDF Winner #1

And we have our very first Winner! Jim Batchelor's submission of having a full Brazilian wax in the S class was the winner by a vote. Congrats Jim, get that wax and you get the car.

Quote of the Day

"Bird sounds make me rub my face on the carpet"

Brought to you by Dallas Marple

Quote of the Day

This quote is brought to you by the mind of James Timbers

"studying mech is all of the gay,
ALL,
I think actively fucking men might be less gay than mechatronics..."

SPY SHOTS! 2011 Camaro Convertible

Enjoy!

Key features appear to be the rearward sweeping windshield frame and the high mount brake light integrated into the rear cover. We expect already limited trunk space to decrease significantly as 4 passenger ability is maintained with the addition of the soft top.